What a Mess! (1995)
Comedy
The story starts in a Siberia where world's biggest diamond was found. It is so valuable that it may not only pay off the enormous national debt, but also allow every Russian citizen to move to the Canary Islands. However, Mafia plans to steal the massive gem but a notorious thief, Vasia, ruins their plans. Mafia and militia begin chasing him, but soon Vasia learns that he has brothers as between the chase he runs into well known Jewish conductor and a gypsy baron who are triplet brothers.
Cast
Vasiliy Krolikov / Innokentiy Shniperson / Roman Almazov / Patrick Crolikow
Carol Abzats / Zemfira Almazova / Lusiena Krolikova / Whitney Crolikow
pilot
Suitcase carrier
Head of Mafia / Brilliant's buyer
Russian President / Commentator on TV
Kozyulski
Sukhodrishchev
Father
Ambassador's bodyguard
Registry Office Worker
Step performer
Praskov'ya Alekseyevna Krolikova
music lover
Doctor
Meloman
Nikolay Grigoryevich
General
Registry Office Worker
Kvazimodo
man with a goat
Carol's friend
USA ambassador
director of the orchestra
TV announcer
reporter
geologist Anatoliy Ivanov
Ravil Beliletdinov
Bronislava Rosenbaum
general
mobster
mobster
music lover
Jennifer, Ambassador's wife
passenger (uncredited)
director of the Philharmonic
episode (uncredited)
traffic cop
Ambassador's bodyguard
Step performer / Violinist from Conservatory
lieutenant
Piskunov Jean-Paul Nikolayevich
Mafiosi
Crew
Director
Writer
Writer
Writer
Producer
Original Music Composer
Director of Photography
Editor
Production Design
Sound
Executive Producer
Editor
Sound Director
Visual Effects Camera
