Hayseed (1997)
In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.
Cast
Gordie
Judy
Mr. Chartreuse
Liam Burbage
Mr. Taupe
Rita
Speedo (voice)
Alien Doctor
Baby
The Saddest Man in the World
Trevor
J.D. Wood
Andy Warhol
Auntie Prudence
Marge
Gordie's Dad
Heidi
Mr. Black Laquer
Emile
Auntie Charity
Slim
Crew
Director
Director