Slow Learners (2015)
Romance
Comedy
High school guidance counselor Jeff and his platonic friend and co-worker Anne are responsible, well intentioned, kind… and boring. They frustratingly watch on as their peers find love and companionship, while they continue to fail in spectacular fashion when it comes to romance. As they reach their loneliness breaking point, they make a pact to forgo their familiar, vanilla personas in exchange for their unexplored, confident alter egos. They wave goodbye to Jeff’s awkward all-male book club and Anne’s flailing attempts to catch the eye of Jeff’s sexy neighbor Max, and say hello to raucous summer nights filled with booze, dancing, and sex. Naturally things don’t exactly go according to plan.
Cast
Jeff Lowry
Anne Martin
Dr. Mark Sonderskov
Hot Babe
Sexy Dressed Student
Female Student
Partying Teacher
Keg Standing School Nurse
Body Shot Girl
Good Looking Guy
Carol
Max
Ambivalent Girl
Dan
Lenny
Amber the Ex
Rapper
Michelle
Robin
Tyree
Elayna
Johnny
Julia
June
Gary
Paul
Ricky
Darts Opponent
Bar Waitress
Bartender
Carmen
Wasted Guy
Beth
Diana
Fun Girl on Bar
Good Looking Meathead
Guy at Door #1
Guy at Door #2
Guy at Door #3
Maeve
Brunch Waitress
Prisoner of Love Narrator (voice)
Bar Drunk
Principal Miller
Model Date
Phone Message Stacy
Furniture Repo Guy #1
Furniture Repo Guy #2
Lara
Student in Guidance Office
Teacher in Car
Random Guy
Joyce Lowry
Darren Lowry
Laura
Fellini Café Waiter
Crew
Director
Director
Casting
Costume Designer
Music Supervisor
Music Consultant
Original Music Composer
Original Music Composer
Production Design
Editor
Director of Photography
Line Producer
Associate Producer
Associate Producer
Producer
Producer
Producer
Producer
Story
Screenplay
Story
First Assistant Director
Second Assistant Director
Key Grip
Best Boy Grip
Best Boy Grip
Best Boy Grip
Gaffer
Best Boy Electric
Best Boy Electric
Best Boy Electric
First Assistant Camera
Second Assistant Camera
Second Assistant Camera
Sound Mixer
Set Costumer
Costumer
Wardrobe Assistant
Key Makeup Artist
Key Hair Stylist
Hairstylist
Hairstylist
Art Direction
Property Master
Set Dresser
Property Master
Set Dresser
Assistant Art Director
Assistant Property Master
Set Dresser
Construction Coordinator
Casting Associate
Casting Assistant
Casting Assistant
Casting
Casting
Extras Casting Coordinator
ADR Voice Casting
Script Supervisor
Stand In
Stand In
Stand In
Stand In
Stand In
Stand In
Stand In
Gaffer
Grip
First Assistant Camera
Second Assistant Camera
Makeup Artist
Sound Editor
Sound Mixer
Foley Artist
Audio Post Coordinator