Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)
Drama
Comedy
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
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Officer Michael M. Nace
Shannon Gambroni
Alturi
Mrs. Calhoun
1st MP
Green Beret Soldier
Mrs. Kruft
Dr. Hillery
Helicopter Pilot
Sheriff Harve
Sgt. Jones
Ramona
Billy Joe Davis
Capt. Myerson
Mr. Kruft
Maj. Purvis
Col. Flanders
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